paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
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My relationship with my followers

  • Me:ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
  • Followers:
  • Me:
  • Followers:
  • Me:okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.
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You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.

Colors. (via newkidzonthecock)
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  • AnonymousThis is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
  • rememberingsuunday

    fuckboy symptoms:

    • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
    • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
    • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
    • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

    how to spot a fuckboy:

    • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
    • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
    • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
    • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
    • can’t find the clitoris

    fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

  • Gypsy Mermaid

    princessjanecrocker:

    One archaic term is scrub.

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lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

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